Occupations:
Artist
Experimenter
Thinker
Dreamer
Time-traveler

Location:
Earth - Unfortunately
Time - Present
Dimension - 5th

Claims to fame:
Invented the potato
Forged the world’s biggest rock
Seen the Holy Grail over 45 times
Knows the actual location of the Loch Ness Monster

Sayings:
Never trust a rabid badger
Not with that attitude
Never take the about page seriously